Shh... Guys... I know what the real reason for FWD is.

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01/11/2016 at 17:36 • Filed to: FWD

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The auto manufacturers are working in conjunction with the Bilderbergs, the Illuminati, the Yakuza boss George Soros and Obama to make us all sit still for our mind control fluoridated water treatments, FWD hybrids and become enslaved by the mole-lizard-crab people. It’s all the mole-lizard-crab people’s fault. Alex Jones told me so.


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Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 17:43

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What?


Kinja'd!!! Jay Lauer > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 17:43

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Random question.

Are you still in KC area?


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Jay Lauer
01/11/2016 at 17:44

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I am, though I’m on the Missouri side, now.


Kinja'd!!! Jay Lauer > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 17:46

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Sweet. I moved to OP back in June.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > gin-san - shitpost specialist
01/11/2016 at 17:48

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It’s all in the numbers channels. That’s where I decoded the hypno-illuminati Bilderberg conspiracy, with some help from Art Bell and Alex Jones.

Alternatively, it could just be an exercise in parody, but do you really know that?


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Jay Lauer
01/11/2016 at 17:49

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We’ve got to throw together another KC Oppo meet. Though, not on a post where I expose the Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group’s plans to exert mass mind control using FWD appliances.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 17:51

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Indeed. How can one really know anything?


Kinja'd!!! Jay Lauer > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 17:52

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Haha yeah. i only know of like two others. We’ll have to do something for C&C maybe.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
01/11/2016 at 18:31

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